Sunday, April 22, 2007

Why Did the Hen Cross the Street?

To cross the street

She wanted to figure out why did the hen cross the street

She saw people cross streets on TV

It was one of her childhood dreams

She was trying on her new high heels

"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog"

There’s no reason, according to Quantum Mechanics

She was crossing the street back

She was running from someone hungry

She thought she could tease the cock that way

She was running after her baby chick

She wanted to find out what is it like to cross the street

She read the post “Why Did the Hen Cross the Street?” on my Royal-Blue Labs blog

For the fun of it

The street won't cross her

She wanted to make us wonder why

She was going on shopping

The cock on the other side won’t make the first move

She thought she understood Thermodynamics

Someone on the other side needed her help

She was teaching her chicks how to cross the street safely

She saw me with Alice on the other side

She had no choice but to do so

She wanted to take a closer look on something on the other side

She wanted to take a farther look on something on the side she was on

Some humans said to her that they would stop lying if she crosses the street

She thought she might find new friends on the other side

She caught flu

She likes to be unpredictable

I don't know

7 comments:

GraY FoX said...

ma3mal maji was on the other side :P

Anonymous said...

Lately, she was feeling like to be too fat. She needs to do some gymnastics!

Semplicita1

Ciao, ciao!

Anonymous said...

She thought that cars would stop in an respectful attitude as in the case of an Indian cow.

Semplicita1

Omar the Royal Blue said...

Hello everybody and thanks for leaving your comments :)

Gray Fox:
LOL, but she should run away then.

Semplicita1
Yeah, all hens, I guess, are out of shape, LOL.

Ciao! ciao (Semplicita1)
I guess chickens must demand more respect, LOL :D

Hasan Bazerbashi said...

She was "Sleep Walking" ! :D

Anonymous said...
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Omar the Royal Blue said...

Anonymous said:
"Because she is a stubborn [*]!!"

Anonymous: thanks for leaving your comment. The Labs stand for a swearwords-free world.

Everybody welcome to the Labs and special thanks to everybody who read and commented on this post.